Green Is A Evil

Use every 6th Gif!

Your Mom’s Reaction To Your Birth

“Wtf is that? is that a baby?”

Your dad cutting the umbilical cord

Woo he’s excited…

Your first day at home

Your first memory

Learning to walk

Screw walking, this is more awesome.

Learning to talk

I got confused and thought they were asking me to dance.

Parent’s reaction to the first time you used your potty

…OMFG WTF?

First Christmas

First day of school

What is the point of this madness?

First friend

Why are you fighting?

First crush

First day of middle school

Ha! smarter than everyone!

Learning that there is no recess in middle school

I didn’t even notice, I was too busy being awesome.

Learning that there is no Santa Claus

Pshhh Santa Clause isn’t real? Crazy.

First day of high school

Yup. Swag.

Hearing the scary freshman hazing rumors

Don’t even care.

How your teachers see you

They tried, they tried.

How the upperclassmen see you

Damn straight, you wouldn’t expect me to be so awesome, but I am.

How your best friends see you

They clap whenever I enter the room. They love me.

Learning to drive

Never learned how to drive, thank god.

Becoming a senior

What is this strange new this called ‘senior’?

When you have a bad case of seniority

I win.

How you see the freshmen

Whyyyyyyy?

When you graduate

I go out with a bang XD

When you get into the college you want

When you graduate from college

When you land your dream career

Hahaha getting hired, what a hilarious concept.

Your reaction to getting proposed to

…well that’s never a good sign.

When you get married

Good bye single life.

Your honeymoon

Really, I don’t have high hopes for this marriage.

Year after your marriage

Its been a year?

A baby is conceived!

So completely accurate.

Your first kid

…my life is not turning out the best XD

Your kids leave the house

Not really broken up about it.

You retire from your awesome job

What this could possibly mean, I have no idea.

You get really old that you can’t do anything so your kids send you to a nursing home

I will wreck the place.

You die

I die in style

People at your funeral

Kay, creepy.

You in the afterlife

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The afterlife is camberwick green?

leechington:

“If you had to choose between 5 years more of life or a dinner with Tom Hiddleston, what restaurant would you go?”